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cpuffins:

equiusz:

r3al-life:

everyone must have this on their blog

i never realized how pretty this song was until now

brings a tear to my eye

(Source: mentecato, via assortedstufffuckyeah)



bustygirlcomics:

scrappylittlenugget:

perfectbenny:

roseofcimarron:

Poor Benedict

Dying. Oh my gosh this is wonderful.

Paige please tell me you’ve seen this.



You see the weirdest things at parks in LA. This guy was bench-pressing this goose for ten minutes. 

You see the weirdest things at parks in LA. This guy was bench-pressing this goose for ten minutes. 

(Source: lisabunnies, via jummaypagee)


tennalicious:

casthehamburglar:

teslawasrobbed:

runstresslife:

thissummersession:

100 Completely Accurate World Accents


oh my god

what did I just witness


porchgrrlz13:

french mani stubby toes barefoot in nc

porchgrrlz13:

french mani stubby toes barefoot in nc


(Source: come-along-sarah)


johnzilla87:

carcrashjules:

gueravonlok:

girlgrowingsmall:

moreinclinedtoactmyshoesize:

droogywoog:

suffren:

gerrisdrinkwater:

eridan-ampwwhora:

ibrakeforunicorns:

thelaughingstache:

danielmcbatman:

bedheadreams:

Just a little reminder in case you non-vegans forget that what you’re eating is a chicken’s menstruation cycle. So glad I’m not guzzling down anyone’s period anymore.

OMG YOU MEAN EGGS DON’T COME FROM MAGIC?!! THANK YOU SUPERVEGAN! 

just had eggs god they were delish

man i love eggs

im sorry i just find pretentious vegans to be really hilarious

mmm delicious chicken periods

ok

its a fucking egg cell

do you know what else has the same purpose as egg cells?

seeds

do you know what holds seeds?

fruit.

enjoy eating your plant uterus, OP

sorry i couldn’t hear you over my delicious sizzling chicken periods

OH MY GOD YOU GUYS! THIS TOTALLY HAPPENED TO ME THIS MORNING!

I WAS MAKING EGGS FOR BREAKFAST, JUST MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS, AND THEN BAM! SUDDENLY IT BECAME A BABY CHICKEN!

Instead of eggs and bacon I grabbed some Orange Soda and had dinner for breakfast.

It was delicious.

These comments are hilarious. I love eggs. 

I said this was just a bit too gross to reblog but Kay dared me to do it. “Don’t be a chicken” she said…

(Source: joebspecial, via mylittledecoy)


(Source: did-yuo-kno, via penguinofhonor)


thiswariskelsies:

moan-like-in-leviathan:

look-alivesunshinee:

oMG WAT

i just peed a lil

(via imgTumble)

thiswariskelsies:

moan-like-in-leviathan:

look-alivesunshinee:

oMG WAT

i just peed a lil

(via imgTumble)

(Source: run-because-shia-labeouf, via tiffinnick)


jamandfezzes:

(via intheboneorchard)





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